CHAR KWAY TIAO Drama
Yin why did u put peach tea in my cute little water bottle????
now i cant drink water for the whole day....
dun worry i m not angry wif u...
during assembly suddenly mrs tay ask"anyone name yi tong(or something lyk tat)"
no one ans
den some sec 1 gurl raised up her hand
mrs tay ask"did u buy char kway tiao?"
everyone started laughing
den she told us it was a SERIOUS matter
cuz this char kway tiao guy came to our skool wif 55 packets of char kway tiao
and claim tat one of the SMSS girl ordered 55 packets of char kway tiaoto be collected at 12pm today
i was thinking tat girl sooooo evil and mean and evil and mean and .........
how can she do tat to a poor old uncle...
he had to lug 55 packets of char kway tiao leh
now all his char kwy tiao are wasted
sooooo poor thing...
den jane shouted " we buy from him lah"
i wanted to buy it too
cuz i pity the old man and oso got to settle lunch
bt gotta rush
at the bus stop found out tat it was the gb girls tat ordered
and it was meant as a prank
they juz wanted it for lunch 2mr....not today...
whose fault .....i dunno
when i came home....
there was lyk forest fire or something
i ws sooo scared i was gonna die
there were ashes flying around in the air...
it was not lyk haze tat kind...even bigger
and the air reek of smoke
i cant breathe
arghhhhhh
sooooo i took out the sars mask and wore it around the hse
this is how i look
terrorist ashley...muahahahhah
anewae der wsas realli a forest fire...according to sammie report
it was opp her hse...where got a lot of trees , Love Ashley Friday, February 24, 2006
ENGLISH TEACHER
MY assumption on the new eng teacher was rite
ShE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUPER IRRITAING
it is juz her actions n the way she talks...arghhhhhhhh
my klassmates wanted to play this trick on her....
which did not work in the end..
haiz....soooooo sad.....
it was quite a nice trick u noe
dey wanted to use the remote control of the visualizer wen the cher is using it
den she wld be shocked tat the visualiser is moving wen she's not doing anything..
it wld be funnah....
ENGLISH IS SOOOOO DARN BORING...
everyone is doing their won work...
me n freddie were lyk doing chi corrections....(so much to do:((()
lyk tat arh...my eng gonna fail lor..
now alreadi B4 C6 lyk tat....how how????
the vocab bk is KILLING me...
but i manage to pull through today even though sleeping late(watching ANTM)
ALL THANKS TO BRANDS ESSENCE OF CHICKEN with collagen!!!!!!
thank you thank you!!!!!! , Love Ashley Thursday, February 23, 2006
BIO TRAUMA n STUFF
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During bio klass:
we had some realli interesting presentations from my klassmates
cuz the topic we're doing now is on sexual repro in humans
soooo the stuff is kinda personal and eeeeky
yin's grp did on condoms...
and dey even brought samples!!!!!
ohhhhh my my
the condoms were passed around klass
and we all got the FEEL of it...
stretchy....rubbery...oily....large...grossss
i cant say much more or i'm gonna puke
anewae der was a fire drill...
even though we're not being burnt by the fire
sitting under the sun was hot enough to burn
plus der were spiders all around
i rather burn in the fire...
dance dance!!!!
after skool.....
went wif YO to far east...while waiting for petrina
ate curros!!!! bt the quality has gone down soooo much
it wasn as chewy and yummmy animore
hmmmm :((((
yo went to shape her brows...
dunno whether i shld...
hmmmm....'
mine's is kinda OUTTA CONTROL...haha...
bt alot of ppl advise me not to...
DANCE DANCE
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, Love Ashley Thursday, February 23, 2006
BYE BYE MS cHOONg
hav u ever hav a teacher tat made u like the subject better???
i sure do!!!
tats my eng teacher
she onli 3 yrs older..so she can relate to us better
she tells us many stories...clubbing friends...seaweed...history of her name....
loved the personality bk she has
i will always look forward the eng lesson...
except the BACK BREAKING session in the hall
it is realli unfair that she has to leave
juz becuz she's not qualified
and tat she is only taking the sec 4 n 5 klasses
So WAd if she's not qualified??? if she's gd she's gd...
a qualified teacher might not be as gd as her
i bet its all raji(HOD) to blame..
she muz hav been jealous of her and wanted her OUT...
bt tats onli my assumption..
better not write too much ...later get arrested!!!
FRIDAY
after assembly...we zoomed down to klass
took our cards...and a stalk of rose
lined up in a straight line...
we gave ms choong the rose and the card and made a circle around her
we all started singing
'i love u u love me ...'den she broked down in tears
we kept on singing other songs which made her cried more
awwww ms choong....and 4e6.....
smile 4 da camera.....
i've got leg cramps...... =(
, Love Ashley Saturday, February 18, 2006
Valentine's Day
valentine's day is not only for lovers
but frenz oso can share this veri special day together
*especially those singles out der*
der were many gift transferring here and der...
in the morning was realli chaotic...
our tables were laid out wif chocolates sweets toys
it was sooo fun as some of the teachers were in the "loving" mood...
i cldn realli concentrate in klass too...
hey freddie if u read this..
u shld noe who is the "evil person" u've been cursing
and dats me...
feels weird to hear cursing me when i m right nxt to ya
sorri to traumatise u lah
was my acting convincing???
or did yolanda spill the beans????
anewae ur missing DOG is back safely...
not a single strand of fur missing
and u were quite blur too lah...
i put it under ur table for soooo long.
at the end of the day den u realise..
valentines day is oso for GOD.
For God so loVed the world
that he gAve
his onLy
begottEn
soN
That whoever
believeth In him
shall Not perish
but hav Everlasting life
SUBWAY was GR8T!!!!!
i wannna hav it again...
sec 1 welcome party
hey sec ones WELCOME
got loads of food to eat...
thanks to jing yi n xin yi for bringing the fried rice and nuggets
thankz joanne for bringing nuggets as well
thanz huimin for bringing the drinks
thanz louisa for the yummilicious sandwiches
thanz van n yx for the gifts
and to ms soh for treating us the PIZZA...
, Love Ashley Wednesday, February 15, 2006
I wasted $14
i m such a scatter-brain....realli cant stand myself lah...
last night i burned a cd for my dance...den wen to watch america's nxt top mod..
when i went the pack my bag...i was half asleep...
den the nxt day i was talking to freddie...
den all of a suden it dawned on me that i forget to bring my cd...
"did i bring my cd???(x3)
ohhh no!!!!!(x3)
shit shit shit....
how how how...."
arghhhhhh i m in deep SHIT.
cuz on tue during dance prac i keep telling my teacher not to worry tat i will DEFINITLY bring the cd...
man....i m sooooo wrong...
so i tot of going back home to get it, since der is 1 more hr to dance
BUTT another problem arises....
i dun hav the hse key n perlita wnt back...
i started panicking again...
after skool called mom to call gong gong to chk got key....
phew....he has it...
me n sammie took a cab back to get the cd...
it was raining lyk mad lah...
i wanted the taxi man to wait for me so i can take it back to skool...
bt the stupid driver said he had to go to amk...arghhhh....sharks...
i quickly got the cd...took a CARLSBERG umbrella...
wnt to bus stop which was quite a dist away...
got super drenched still..especially my shoes...eeeeekkk
reached skool...
dance dance dance...
den all of a sudden the cd and cd player was lost!!!!!
ohhhh nooo...i m in trouble....
btw dance was quite fun...
haha....slack quite a bit...
cuz the teacher purposely ignored us for not joinging the rest...
den at the end huimin vanessa me louisa did some exercises....to get a tone body to wear bikini...ahahah...jkjk...
wnt home ..met capt john in the bus...
i carried the silly CARLSBERG umbrella in the bus...
soooooo auntie lor..
luckily the umbrella was brought for good use...
it started raining again...
at least my efforts and face are not wasted...
in total the taxi fare cost $14...haiz...money is not easy earned one lor...
, Love Ashley Friday, February 10, 2006
TesT TEsT teSt tEST....
i m soooo tired.....
a maths test was sooo scary...though it wasn tat hard...it was the preparations tat was horrifying...i panicked when i realise tat i didn even noe how to do a PnC qn....tats sad ....real sad...
but end up in the test i forgot how to do binomial...sharks...shldn hav spent so much time on PnC...
gtg.....as school awaits me 2mr...to drain me out once more.............cya ppl if i still survive... , Love Ashley Wednesday, February 08, 2006
terrorist ashley...muahahahhah
